how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg
OMG NO THAT DID NOT HAPPEN OH DEAR JESUS
(Source: helloiben)
Anonymous asked:
I ship you with Benny, because your children will be incredibly dysfunctional.
Their dad would spoil them and hug them and love them and be a perfect, proper father…
And I would convince them that they’re time travelers, and that we’re all from another planet, and teach them how to fangirl, and show them how to properly stalk celebrities.
